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Disrupting the industry of my happiness.

Bringing value to my bank account.

That email did not find me well.

OOFG: Out of f*cks given.

Not wealthy enough to quit right now.

Physically at work, mentally in bed.

My nine to five is killing me.

Living my childhood dream: Adding value to stakeholders.

My 5-year plan: Win the lottery jackpot asap.

My only north star is the exit.

Corporate culture is my allergen.

Quitter at heart