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Were you wondering who is this delusional to dedicate their efforts to sh*t on corporate, and sell t-shirts about it?

Well, we are. You can buy us a coffee if you like.

Buy us a coffee

All tips will be dedicated to sustaining our will for a bit longer. So, thank you ;)

Our story

If you got here and still need an explanation to how this came to be... well, we can explain I guess, but it should be pretty straight-forward.

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We’ve worked in corporate for a while. Long enough to grasp cringy concepts, attend senseless meetings and, hate the whole process.

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One day we thought “why are not making t-shirts out of this”. So here we are. A couple of drinks might have been involved in that evening.

Our target

Getting enough money so we quit our nine-to-five office job and open a yoga centre.

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Our solutions are tailor-made for your business. We aim at providing the best fit for every occasion. We’d like that every single time you’re wondering if you’re getting paid enough to pull up with all that sh*t, remember that you don’t, and that we’re all in this together.

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We want you to know we’re fuelled by your same frustration, and that instead of committing vandalism attacks towards private property (which we do not encourage), we decided to inflict emotional damage through corp buzzwords.

Our experts

Meet the team

Discover the passionate team of innovators, strategists and people who’re probably not gonna get hired in apply to a corporate job after this.

Alice

Chief Happiness Officer

Alice is a ball of energy we’re so lucky to have.

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She creates and implements policies to improve the working environment, foster good internal communication, and increase happiness at work. This basically means she orders pizza & booze on Thursdays, has a crush on the delivery guy & always leaves a tip.

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Her true forte is measuring employee happiness and identifying potential weak spots through microsurveys, stay interviews, and focus groups. In plain English that means she asks you if you want carbonara with extra fluffy borders or if it’s your vegetarian week. Also she does great at mixing non-alcoholic drinks, for those after-drinks in which you’re unexpectedly social and don’t need a strong liquor to survive.

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She also does mid-life-I-hate-my-job-crisis activities, like hitting the gym in the morning, numb herself at night with some series on a non-specific streaming platform, and buying going out for dinner so that she feels like the well-paid emotional damage has some sort of reward.

Bob

Chief Rant Officer

The driving creative force over here, hence the glasses.

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Bob owns multi-market P&L management, optimizing profitability and revenue performance, while he also develops, budgets, and forecasts revenue-generating plans and executes accordingly. All these shenanigans mean he’s going for matcha(s) in his breaks to think about puns and material to put on our t-shirts and puts them on Etsy.

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He also excels at building and expanding strategic partnerships to accelerate revenue growth, which means he also can do tote bags and mugs.

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His favourite part of the day is collaborating cross-functionally with product, marketing, technology, and operations teams, especially with Alice, who he calls regularly to cry together and hate their lives momentarily during lunch break(down).

​

Bob’s favourite activities include cardio activities that match the fast-paced environment of his office and his default heart rate anxiety, eating chips to forget about reality, and looking at his bank account balance for spontaneous donations.

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About

Were you wondering who is this delusional to dedicate their efforts to sh*t on corporate, and sell t-shirts about it?

Well, we are. You can buy us a coffee if you feel like it.

Buy us a coffee

All tips will be dedicated to sustaining our will for a bit longer. So, thank you ;)

Our story

If you got here and still need an explanation to how this came to be... well, we can explain I guess, but it should be pretty straight-forward.

​

We’ve worked in corporate for a while. Long enough to grasp cringy concepts, attend senseless meetings and, hate the whole process.

​

One day we thought “why are not making t-shirts out of this”. So here we are. A couple of drinks might have been involved in that evening.

Our target

Getting enough money so we quit our nine-to-five office job and open a yoga centre.

​

Our solutions are tailor-made for your business. We aim at providing the best fit for every occasion. We’d like that every single time you’re wondering if you’re getting paid enough to pull up with all that sh*t, remember that you don’t, and that we’re all in this together.

​

We want you to know we’re fuelled by your same frustration, and that instead of committing vandalism attacks towards private property (which we do not encourage), we decided to inflict emotional damage through corp buzzwords.

Our experts

Meet the team

Discover the passionate team of innovators, strategists and people who’re probably not gonna get hired in apply to a corporate job after this.

Alice

Chief Happiness Officer

Alice is a ball of energy we’re so lucky to have.

​

She creates and implements policies to improve the working environment, foster good internal communication, and increase happiness at work. This basically means she orders pizza & booze on Thursdays, has a crush on the delivery guy & always leaves a tip.

​

Her true forte is measuring employee happiness and identifying potential weak spots through microsurveys, stay interviews, and focus groups. In plain English that means she asks you if you want carbonara with extra fluffy borders or if it’s your vegetarian week. Also she does great at mixing non-alcoholic drinks, for those after-drinks in which you’re unexpectedly social and don’t need a strong liquor to survive.

​

She also does mid-life-I-hate-my-job-crisis activities, like hitting the gym in the morning, numb herself at night with some series on a non-specific streaming platform, and buying going out for dinner so that she feels like the well-paid emotional damage has some sort of reward.

Bob

Chief Rant Officer

The driving creative force over here, hence the glasses.

​

Bob owns multi-market P&L management, optimizing profitability and revenue performance, while he also develops, budgets, and forecasts revenue-generating plans and executes accordingly. All these shenanigans mean he’s going for matcha(s) in his breaks to think about puns and material to put on our t-shirts and puts them on Etsy.

​

He also excels at building and expanding strategic partnerships to accelerate revenue growth, which means he also can do tote bags and mugs.

​

His favourite part of the day is collaborating cross-functionally with product, marketing, technology, and operations teams, especially with Alice, who he calls regularly to cry together and hate their lives momentarily during lunch break(down).

​

Bob’s favourite activities include cardio activities that match the fast-paced environment of his office and his default heart rate anxiety, eating chips to forget about reality, and looking at his bank account balance for spontaneous donations.